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Or donc, comme toutes les nuits, j\u2019entendais les conversations entre Juliette et Loulou.
Ooooh je sais, vous pourriez penser que je suis curieux et que je surveille mes voisins.
Que nenni !
Juliette, la chouette, habite le quartier de Baconval, All\u00e9e Sud, troisi\u00e8me arbre \u00e0 droite.
Malheureusement pour nous, Loulou, le Hibou, vit au Louvroy.
Mon \u00e9pouse et moi, sommes en plein milieu (en haut de la rue de Gourdinne).
Toutes les nuits, ils ont une conversation. J\u2019imagine que c\u2019est le \u00ab Messenger \u00bb de nos amis nyctalopes.
Hier encore, vers 3:00, j\u2019entendais Juliette et Loulou communiquer.
Juliette : \u00ab Hou, hou \u00bb
Loulou : \u00ab Hou, houuou \u00bb
Je peux imaginer que beaucoup d\u2019entre nous comprendrons mal la signification de leurs \u00e9changes.
J\u2019ai donc adapt\u00e9 mon logiciel IAT (Instant Animal Translation).
Je vous laisse juges de cette conversation.
Je ne suis en aucun cas responsable des propos tenus par les protagonistes, juste de la traduction.
Donc, nous en \u00e9tions rest\u00e9s \u00e0\u2026
Juliette : \u00ab Hou, hou \u00bb (Salut Loulou, \u00e7a roule?)
Loulou : \u00ab Hou, houuou \u00bb (Ja zeker, en met U ? \u00bb
NDLR (Loulou revient d\u2019un voyage en Flandres et a pris l\u2019accent de l\u2019endroit).
Juliette : \u00ab Hou, hou, hou \u00bb (c\u2019est quoi cet accent, tu as perdu tes dents ?)
Loulou : \u00ab Hou, houuou houhou\u00bb (Neen, je reviens juste de Knokke et il me faut du temps pour reprendre l\u2019accent de Nalinnes \u00bb
Juliette : \u00ab Hou, houhou, hou \u00bb (Je suis contente de rester au village. Sinon, \u00e7a va au Louvroy ? \u00bb
Loulou : \u00ab Houhou, houou houhou\u00bb (Top! J\u2019aimerais te retrouver \u00e0 Baconval. Ah tiens, \u00e7a y est, je n\u2019ai plus l\u2019accent, chouette ! \u00bb
Juliette : \u00ab Hou, houhou, hou houhou\u00bb (Je sais bien que je suis une chouette, cr\u00e9tin ! \u00bb
Loulou : \u00ab Houhouhou, houou hou (Non, je voulais dire que c\u2019\u00e9tait sympa de te retrouver \u00bb)
Juliette : \u00ab Hou, hou, hou hou houhou\u00bb (Trop chouette, ah ah aha ha ! Ram\u00e8ne-toi \u00e0 Baconval, je fais des p\u00e2tes, il y a l\u2019eau q\u2019hiboux )
Loulou : \u00ab Hou, hou hou hou houhou \u00bb (Tu rigoles? Je veux em\u2026er les gens toute la nuit, sinon ce n\u2019est pas rigolo. Je peux venir \u00e0 8:00 ce matin, ce sera un plaisir de te revoir, toi et Yvette \u00bb
Juliette : \u00ab Hou, hou, hou houhou hou\u00bb (Yvette, l\u2019autre chouette? Elle a aval\u00e9 une musaraigne de travers il y a 2 semaines. Elle est en revalidation \u00bb
Yvette : \u00ab Rhourhou rhou rhou tuff, tuff, tuff\u00bb (Oui, mais \u00e7a va mieux, ram\u00e8ne-toi Loulou ).
Loulou : \u00ab Hou\u00bb (Je pense que nous devons garder cette distance sociale comme les humains, et nous retrouver bient\u00f4t. Cela dit, faire du bruit durant la nuit ne me d\u00e9range pas du tout \u00bb
Juliette : \u00ab Hou, hou, houhou hou hou\u00bb (Tu as raison, ils nous ont fait ch.ier avec la grippe aviaire, on va les r\u00e9veiller \u00bb.
Loulou : \u00ab Houhou houhou\u00bb ( A propos, comment va Jean-Luc ? )
Juliette : \u00ab Hou, houhou\u00bb (Jean-luc, le grand duc ? Il s\u2019est fait chopper par un chat. Mais il s\u2019en est sorti, c\u2019est lui q\u2019hiboux les p\u00e2tes)
Loulou : \u00ab Houhou houhou\u00bb (Trop dr\u00f4le, aller, j\u2019arrive, \u00e0 tout de suite, il est 7:00, laissons dormir les humains).
Juliette : \u00ab Houhou, hou\u00bb (Jean-luc, mets une assiette en plus, Loulou rapplique \u00bb.
Jean-Luc \u00ab Houhou Hou, hou\u201d (Oh zut, il n\u2019y a plus de souris pour l\u2019ap\u00e9ro, je vais aller chercher des \u00e9pinoches dans l\u2019\u00e9tang \u00bb
Juliette : \u00ab Hou hou Hou, houhou\u00bb (Bouge tes plumes, Loulou arrive dans 5 minutes \u00bb.
Jean-Luc \u00ab HouHou, houhou houhou houhouhou houhou hou hou\u201d (Ok)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Or donc, comme toutes les nuits, j\u2019entendais les conversations entre Juliette et Loulou.Ooooh je sais, vous pourriez penser que je suis curieux et que je surveille mes voisins.Que nenni !Juliette, la chouette, habite le quartier de Baconval, All\u00e9e Sud, troisi\u00e8me arbre \u00e0 droite.Malheureusement pour nous, Loulou, le Hibou, vit au Louvroy.Mon \u00e9pouse et moi, sommes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2245","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2245"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2249,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2245\/revisions\/2249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}