{"id":2236,"date":"2022-09-20T06:15:13","date_gmt":"2022-09-20T06:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2236"},"modified":"2022-09-20T06:19:53","modified_gmt":"2022-09-20T06:19:53","slug":"galinettes-en-peril","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2236","title":{"rendered":"Galinettes en p\u00e9ril"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized is-style-rounded\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/galinette.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2238\" width=\"620\" height=\"826\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/galinette.jpg 526w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/galinette-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-ast-global-color-6-color has-text-color has-background has-medium-font-size\" style=\"background-color:#0792e3d9;line-height:2.3\">Pour ceux qui douteraient encore du fait que l\u2019agriculture nourrisse (emploi du subjonctif pour exprimer une \u00e9ventualit\u00e9 \u2013 \u00e0 v\u00e9rifier) la population, voici la preuve du contraire.<br>Une glette (mon p\u00e8re disait un bleuse) d\u2019engin agricole durant la r\u00e9colte dans le champ qui jouxte notre cl\u00f4ture et hop ! 20 kg de ma\u00efs concass\u00e9 dans le bec de nos poules ! Gratis pro deo ! Pas beau \u00e7a ?<br>N\u2019en d\u00e9plaise \u00e0 mes amis qui critiquent mon style de consommation \u2013 je leur r\u00e9ponds en guise de boutade que je consomme \u00ab local \u00bb puisque je pratique mes achats chez Trolcueille et qu\u2019ainsi je pr\u00e9serve l\u2019emploi \u00ab local \u00bb des travailleuses et des travailleurs de Nalinnes et environs \u2013 il s\u2019agit ici d\u2019un circuit COURT !<br>Que dis-je circuit, c\u2019est une ligne droite ! De la terre directement dans la tronche de nos poupoules ador\u00e9es ! M\u00eame Arnaud Montebourg ne peut faire mieux, c\u2019est dire !<br>Evidemment, cela ne se passe pas sans dommage collat\u00e9ral. Cr\u00e9pinette, en noir sur la photo, devra suivre le traitement d\u2019une zooth\u00e9rapeute pendant 6 mois pour pallier les effets du choc post-traumatique. Elle se trouvait juste sur le trajet, la pauvre. On peut d\u2019ailleurs la voir choqu\u00e9e sur le document. Elle tourne le dos \u00e0 la cl\u00f4ture tandis que Christelle et Isabelle, les jumelles (en blanc) s\u2019en donnent \u00e0 c\u0153ur joie. On ne voit pas Pim, Pam et Pette qui sont d\u00e9j\u00e0 repues et rotent discr\u00e8tement leur repas \u00e0 l\u2019abri dans leur enclos.<br>Je m\u2019adresse maintenant \u00e0 notre voisin cultivateur : Merci de pr\u00e9venir si l\u2019an prochain vous compter planter des patates. Si tel est le cas, je poserai des filets pour prot\u00e9ger nos gallinettes et pour distribuer la r\u00e9colte aux indigents du village.<br>En vous remerciant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pour ceux qui douteraient encore du fait que l\u2019agriculture nourrisse (emploi du subjonctif pour exprimer une \u00e9ventualit\u00e9 \u2013 \u00e0 v\u00e9rifier) la population, voici la preuve du contraire.Une glette (mon p\u00e8re disait un bleuse) d\u2019engin agricole durant la r\u00e9colte dans le champ qui jouxte notre cl\u00f4ture et hop ! 20 kg de ma\u00efs concass\u00e9 dans le [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2236","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2236"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2239,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2236\/revisions\/2239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}