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Groupe C\u00e2lin-nous :
Membre1 :
\u00ab Attanssion, deux noir-n\u00e9\u00e9k ce promaine dent le vilache. Ils tok au porte et ils demende des sous.
Il y a aussi deux cheveu craipu(je me komprent, lol). Un ki f\u00e9 des fotos avec un grend tailaifone et un naute avec un peroket au bout d\u2019un batton. \u00bb
Membre 2
\u00ab Y faud pr\u00e9venir la polisse ! \u00bb
Membre 3
\u00ab Pa d\u2019zoin des flik. On va les koinsser. Tous dessure ! \u00bb
Membre 1 :
\u00ab sa yest ! on les za tous les katte! Tous sur la plasse du vilage ! On va les f\u00e8re passez un mauv\u00e9 kardeur \u00bb
Membre 2 :
\u00ab Je panse ki faudrait kon appelrait les polissier. M\u00e9 je vous rejoint sur la plasse, j\u2019aporte des bi\u00e8res \u00bb
Membre 5 :
\u00ab Et on leur p\u00e8lera le jonc comme au bailli du Limousin qu’on a pendu avec ses tripes !
Lol !
\u00bb
Le soir m\u00eame au JT.
\u00ab Spectaculaire incident dans le village paisible de Calinnes dans le Bl\u00e9naut. \u00c0 la demande de la Croix-Rouge, la F\u00e9d\u00e9ration Belge de Football avait demand\u00e9 \u00e0 deux de ses plus grands repr\u00e9sentants, Romelo Lukaku et Vincent Kompany, de participer \u00e0 une r\u00e9colte de dons en porte-\u00e0-porte pour les sinistr\u00e9s des derni\u00e8res inondations qui ont ravag\u00e9 notre pays. Pour l\u2019occasion, une \u00e9quipe de notre journal les accompagnait. Notre cameraman Rachid Wilda et le preneur de son, Ahmed Aufray.
Tous les quatre ont \u00e9t\u00e9 pris \u00e0 parti par la population et ce n\u2019est que gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 l\u2019intervention de la Police communale qu\u2019ils ont pu \u00eatre sauv\u00e9s in extremis avant leur lynchage.
Le bourgmestre faisant fonction, G. Dinon, contact\u00e9 par nos soins, n\u2019a pas d\u00e9sir\u00e9 faire de commentaire mais pr\u00e9cise dans un communiqu\u00e9 que le d\u00e9marchage est interdit sur tout le territoire de la commune.
La direction de notre journal a port\u00e9 plainte contre x.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Groupe C\u00e2lin-nous :Membre1 :\u00ab Attanssion, deux noir-n\u00e9\u00e9k ce promaine dent le vilache. Ils tok au porte et ils demende des sous.Il y a aussi deux cheveu craipu(je me komprent, lol). Un ki f\u00e9 des fotos avec un grend tailaifone et un naute avec un peroket au bout d\u2019un batton. \u00bbMembre 2\u00ab Y faud pr\u00e9venir la […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2232","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2232"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2235,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2232\/revisions\/2235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}