{"id":2212,"date":"2022-09-20T05:55:43","date_gmt":"2022-09-20T05:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2212"},"modified":"2022-09-20T05:57:16","modified_gmt":"2022-09-20T05:57:16","slug":"l-opposition","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2212","title":{"rendered":"L \u2019opposition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Dans mon village, les gens sont sympathiques.
Surtout l\u2019Opposition. Ils sont discrets et timides. J\u2019adore \u00e7a !
Et puis, il faut du courage pour voter pour eux.
Aux derni\u00e8res \u00e9lections communales, comme je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re m\u2019arracher un testicule avec les dents que de voter \u00e0 droite, je m\u2019\u00e9tais renseign\u00e9 sur l\u2019Opposition plut\u00f4t que de m\u2019abstenir. L\u2019un d\u2019entre eux, assez aimable qui distribuait des tracts devant chez moi m\u2019avait abord\u00e9. Il m\u2019avait sembl\u00e9 bien. Mon vote lui \u00e9tait acquis.
Cette personne a \u00e9t\u00e9 \u00e9lue au Conseil Communal et je dois dire que j\u2019avais beaucoup de respect pour la patience de ces pauvres gens face \u00e0 notre Loukachenko local (oui oui ! il y a un air de famille et une fa\u00e7on d\u2019agir assez similaire).
Exemple :
Bourgmestre \u00ab Bon, on vote pour l\u2019octroi des travaux de r\u00e9fection de la fa\u00e7ade de la maison du bourgmestre \u00e0 la soci\u00e9t\u00e9 \u2018Loukache & Co\u2019. Des remarques ? \u00bb
Opposition \u00ab Eh bien, ne le prenez pas mal mais nous pensons que c\u2019est un peu exag\u00e9r\u00e9 de s\u2019accorder \u00e0 soi-m\u00eame la r\u00e9paration de sa propre maison aux frais de la Commune. Attention, vous avez peut-\u00eatre raison mais bon, on ne veut pas cr\u00e9er d\u2019ennui. C\u2019est juste qu\u2019on se pose la question \u00bb
Bourgmestre \u00ab Aller, \u00e7a va ! Tu ne vas pas nous faire tra\u00eener la s\u00e9ance pour des b\u00eatises, hein \u00bb
Opposition \u00ab Nous on va quand m\u00eame s\u2019abstenir, si tu n\u2019y vois pas d\u2019inconv\u00e9nient, bien entendu \u00bb
Bourgmestre \u00ab On vote ! \u2026 16 \u00ab pour \u00bb et 4 abstentions. Accord\u00e9 ! Point suivant \u2026 \u00bb
Opposition \u00ab Oui heu, juste un mot si tu veux bien. On n\u2019est pas content, mais alors pas content du tout \u00bb
Bourgmestre \u00ab Ok. ! Point suivant \u2026 D\u00e9placement du sentier r\u00e9clam\u00e9 par mon tr\u00e8s cher et tr\u00e8s g\u00e9n\u00e9reux ami \u2026 \u00bb – la s\u00e9ance a \u00e9t\u00e9 interrompue ; des membres de la majorit\u00e9 s\u2019\u00e9tant endormis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En m\u00eame temps, vous allez me dire, pourquoi ne pas tout se permettre avec une telle opposition ?
Je propose d\u2019ailleurs de rebaptiser \u00ab l\u2019Opposition \u00bb en \u00ab Droit de remontrance \u00bb comme durant l\u2019Ancien R\u00e9gime. \u00c7a ne servait \u00e0 rien !
Pire ! Quelque temps plus tard, j\u2019apprends que le type pour qui j\u2019avais vot\u00e9 avait remis sa d\u00e9mission pour aller travailler – Non, vous n\u2019allez pas me croire \u2013 dans le cabinet du futur \u00ab Numero Uno \u00bb de la commune, fra\u00eechement envoy\u00e9 par son parti comme Ministre Wallon.
C\u2019est pas beau \u00e7a ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moralit\u00e9 : Dans mon village, quand vous ne voulez pas voter \u00e0 droite, vous votez \u00e0 droite quand m\u00eame.
Conclusion : \u00e7a m\u2019\u00e9tonnerait que je passe encore la t\u00eate \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cole du Centre pour voter lors des prochaines communales.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dans mon village, les gens sont sympathiques.Surtout l\u2019Opposition. Ils sont discrets et timides. J\u2019adore \u00e7a !Et puis, il faut du courage pour voter pour eux.Aux derni\u00e8res \u00e9lections communales, comme je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re m\u2019arracher un testicule avec les dents que de voter \u00e0 droite, je m\u2019\u00e9tais renseign\u00e9 sur l\u2019Opposition plut\u00f4t que de m\u2019abstenir. L\u2019un d\u2019entre eux, assez […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2212","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2212"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2215,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2212\/revisions\/2215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}