{"id":2141,"date":"2022-09-14T06:13:30","date_gmt":"2022-09-14T06:13:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2141"},"modified":"2022-09-14T06:20:25","modified_gmt":"2022-09-14T06:20:25","slug":"leo","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2141","title":{"rendered":"L\u00e9o"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_0069-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2145\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_0069-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_0069-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_0069-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_0069-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_0069-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-uagb-container uagb-block-e1706b57 alignfull uagb-is-root-container\"><div class=\"uagb-container-inner-blocks-wrap\">\n<p class=\"has-background\" style=\"background-color:#0792e3db\"><strong>Or donc, l\u2019autre fois, bravant les affres d\u2019une nouvelle temp\u00eate, je d\u00e9cidai d\u2019emmener mon chien, L\u00e9o dans une balade dominicale qui n\u2019avait d\u2019autre but que de dig\u00e9rer l\u2019andouillette de la veille, servie en entr\u00e9e, ainsi que la tartiflette (en guise de trou Normand, je sais \u00e7a peut para\u00eetre \u00e9trange), suivie par un agneau. Pas seulement le gigot, non, non, non ! Les 2 gigots, les 2 \u00e9paules, le collier, la poitrine, le carr\u00e9, le filet, la selle, et j\u2019en passe.<br>Le tout servi avec un bordeaux de l\u00e9gende qui se pr\u00eatait bien \u00e0 notre repas : Un Mouton-Cadet.<br>Tandis que mon \u00e9pouse tricotait la laine de Pascal (le pr\u00e9nom de notre agneau maintenant d\u00e9c\u00e9d\u00e9 et pr\u00e9dig\u00e9r\u00e9) apr\u00e8s l\u2019avoir fil\u00e9e dans les r\u00e8gles de l\u2019art, je pensais qu\u2019une petite promenade r\u00e9cup\u00e9ratrice eut \u00e9t\u00e9 pour le moins utile \u00e0 mon chien (il avait bouff\u00e9 l\u2019\u00e9pigramme en entier, le crapuleux).<br>Vous comprendrez que nous devions, L\u00e9o et moi, prendre un instant pour faire oublier cette soir\u00e9e \u00e0 nos estomacs brouill\u00e9s.<br>Dominique, mon \u00e9pouse, avait uniquement go\u00fbt\u00e9 au gigot et avait bu une seule gorg\u00e9e de Bordeaux. Elle se trouvait donc dans une forme resplendissante, tricotant un cale\u00e7on de laine qui gratterait mon entre-jambe jusqu\u2019\u00e0 la fin de l\u2019hiver(surtout pendant le jogging), tandis que L\u00e9o et moi, le foie triste, la langue p\u00e2teuse, l\u2019\u00e2me vagabonde, nous promenions dans les rue de Nalinnes, sous la pluie et la bourrasque.<br>L\u00e9o (oui, il parle !) : \u00ab Ah tiens, on n\u2019a pas bouff\u00e9 la langue de l\u2019agneau\u00bb .<br>Moi : \u00ab T\u2019inqui\u00e8te, les poules s\u2019en sont r\u00e9gal\u00e9es. \u00bb<br>L\u00e9o : \u00ab Ah, c\u2019est dommage!\u00bb<br>Dit-il en l\u00e2chant son 13\u00e8me \u00e9tron de la journ\u00e9e que je ramassai encore une fois en me disant que je devrais me munir d\u2019un sac \u00e0 dos pour les prochaines balades.<br>Le sac r\u00e9serv\u00e9 \u00e0 cet effet commen\u00e7ais \u00e0 peser et l\u2019odeur presqu\u2019insupportable.<br>Heureusement, le vent \u00e9vacuait la plupart des effluves \u00e9manant dudit sac.<br>Alors que nous rentrions \u00e0 la maison, la protection d\u2019un lampadaire, sous la pression du vent, se d\u00e9tacha et v\u00eent me frapper \u00e0 la t\u00eate.<br>Je tombai, inanim\u00e9 au sol.<br>Lorsque je me r\u00e9veillai, L\u00e9o se tenait pr\u00e8s de moi avec la coupole du lampadaire en guise de parapluie de fortune, remuant la queue et me l\u00e9chant le nez.<br>Nous sommes donc rentr\u00e9s, lui au sec, ses papattes d\u00e9passant \u00e0 peine de la lanterne, un peu comme Milou dans \u00ab Objectif Lune \u00bb, moi avec un mal au cr\u00e2ne que la promenade n\u2019avait pas calm\u00e9, tremp\u00e9 comme un torchon. Je pris une douche et enfilai mon tout nouveau cale\u00e7on en laine que la chair de ma chair avait maintenant termin\u00e9 et passai la soir\u00e9e \u00e0 me gratter.<br>Moralit\u00e9 : \u00e9vitez l\u2019agneau Pascal en F\u00e9vrier, pr\u00e9f\u00e9rez P\u00e2ques ! La tartiflette au trou normand est aussi \u00e0 pr\u00e9venir. Et, surtout, \u00e0 proscrire, une andouillette en entr\u00e9e. Et fondamentalement, restez \u00e0 la maison en cas de temp\u00eate.<br>Ps : A donner : \u00ab Cale\u00e7on en laine d\u2019agneau \u00bb (M\u00eame le V\u00ee Nenesse n\u2019en veut pas !). Contact en message priv\u00e9 (je ne tiens pas \u00e0 ce que ma partenaire apprenne ma vil\u00e9nie).<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2141","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2141"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2146,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2141\/revisions\/2146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}