{"id":2130,"date":"2022-09-13T06:28:46","date_gmt":"2022-09-13T06:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2130"},"modified":"2022-09-13T06:41:14","modified_gmt":"2022-09-13T06:41:14","slug":"verite","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2130","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e9rit\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_8200-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2132\" width=\"578\" height=\"770\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_8200-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_8200-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_8200-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_8200.jpeg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 578px) 100vw, 578px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-uagb-container uagb-block-0527c425 alignfull uagb-is-root-container\"><div class=\"uagb-container-inner-blocks-wrap\">\n<p class=\"has-background\" style=\"background-color:#0792e3db\">N\u2019ayant jamais rien compris aux paroles des chansons d\u2019Alain Bashung, tentant encore et toujours de comprendre les po\u00e8mes de St\u00e9phane Mallarm\u00e9, plus de 120 ans apr\u00e8s sa mort, j\u2019ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de me venger !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u00e9rit\u00e9 !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-background\" style=\"background-color:#0792e3db\">Dans la gravure encyclique de beaut\u00e9 compos\u00e9e, la terre inerte remplissait ma jointure.<br>Comme disait Platon, \u00ab iou feuque maille ouaillve \u00bb.<br>On en \u00e9tait presqu\u2019\u00e0 une jiclure ind\u00e9l\u00e9bile, mais les passages amples des armures giratoires emp\u00eachaient vivement de monter au quolibet, n\u2019eussent \u00e9t\u00e9 des glandioles f\u00e9tides, l\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi, nous aurait point\u00e9 vers les grandes marges de la civilisation v\u00e9rol\u00e9e.<br>Cependant, il me semblait utile de joindre la f\u00e9rule \u00e0 l\u2019inaptitude moderne. Je vous laisse juge !<br>S\u2019il ne s\u2019\u00e9tait agi que de cr\u00e9ances g\u00e9nitales, j\u2019en aurais accept\u00e9 les cons\u00e9quences. Mais ici, on devisait vivement d\u2019une animosit\u00e9 giflant les palais de leur morsure c\u00e9l\u00e8bre.<br>Que n\u2019ai-je r\u00e9p\u00e9t\u00e9 que la sangle mortelle des abat-jours grandioses siffle sur notre b\u00e9ret un vent de salut.<br>Il fallait en arriver l\u00e0 !<br>Alphonse Baudet (L\u2019\u00e9ll\u00eatre de Monmoulin) disait : \u00ab Jugule tes arri\u00e8res et tourne \u00e0 la lumi\u00e8re \u00bb. Quel angiome d\u00e9licat !<br>Pour vraiment comprendre cette stigmatise, nous devons nous pencher vers l\u2019\u00e9l\u00e9vation totale des f\u00e9rules embaum\u00e9es. Chacun aura vu la triste f\u00ealure de cet idiome \u0153nologiste.<br>Allons-nous longtemps ex\u00e9crer une parure victorieuse pour la simple raison qu\u2019un antigonage fructifie dans les nymbes ?<br>Ahhhhh ! La question est ac\u00e8rbe ! N\u2019en d\u00e9plaise aux arbustes embaum\u00e9s d\u2019une luxure absconse. \u00ab Vous partirez un jour, mais l\u2019obole sera fragnante \u00bb, disait Lebois-Dormant, mais cette simple apofrite nous rappelle le manquement cruel d\u2019une f\u00e9rocit\u00e9 l\u00e9tale \u00e0 nos oreilles engaum\u00e9es.<br>Alors, me direz-vous, pourquoi ne pas enflouer une grandiose inflation dans la structure intrins\u00e8que des murmurants abjectes ?<br>Pourquoi, une fois la v\u00e9locit\u00e9 indirecte ramen\u00e9e \u00e0 l\u2019aurore syntaxique, ne nous arrose-t-elle pas d\u2019un flagrant parfum isthmique ?<br>Je sais que d\u2019aucun vont ambulifier ma croisade, mais, croyez-moi, il est de grande arbuge pour fourrer le furtain !<br>Ceci-dit, je peux me tromper !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-background\" style=\"background-color:#0792e3db\">Vous pensez que la d\u00e9rive existentielle de gravures v\u00e9rol\u00e9es vous angoisse au point d\u2019en flater le murge? Comme je vous comprends.<br>Pensez reginal que diantre ! La v\u00e9rule n\u2019en sera que parturiente!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-background\" style=\"background-color:#0792e3db\">L\u2019oblongue g\u00e9n\u00e9ratrice empl\u00e2tre d\u00e9s l\u2019abord un conscient disjonctif!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2130","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2130"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2135,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2130\/revisions\/2135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}