{"id":2083,"date":"2022-09-09T18:31:05","date_gmt":"2022-09-09T18:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2083"},"modified":"2022-09-09T18:38:14","modified_gmt":"2022-09-09T18:38:14","slug":"la-chasse","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2083","title":{"rendered":"La Chasse"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_8322-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2085\" width=\"452\" height=\"603\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_8322-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_8322-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_8322-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_8322.jpeg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-uagb-container uagb-block-05447622 alignfull uagb-is-root-container\"><div class=\"uagb-container-inner-blocks-wrap\">\n<p class=\"has-ast-global-color-8-color has-text-color has-background\" style=\"background-color:#0792e3c2\"><strong>Je ne suis ni pour, ni contre la chasse, bien au contraire.<br>Dans mes recherches en informatique, il m\u2019a \u00e9t\u00e9 possible d\u2019acc\u00e9der au r\u00e9seau crypt\u00e9 des animaux de nos bois. \u00c7a s\u2019appelle \u00ab Facebiesse \u00bb.<br>Didier le sanglier : \u00ab Salut Aim\u00e9, tout roule de ton c\u00f4t\u00e9 ? \u00bb<br>Aim\u00e9 le sanglier : \u00ab Salut Didier, pas top, on prend des balles \u00e0 Baconval (il aime la rime, Aim\u00e8!). Il y a des mecs habill\u00e9s en orange fluo qui nous poussent vers des autres, habill\u00e9s en jaune. Ils nous tirent dessus. Et toi, comment \u00e7a va ? Tu es aux Sept Petites ?\u00bb.<br>Didier le sanglier : \u00ab Oui, mais il n\u2019y en a plus que six. Un type en jaune \u00e0 flingu\u00e9 la plus jeune, Leila, la laie (chanson de Enrico Macias)\u00bb.<br>Aim\u00e9 le sanglier : \u00ab Condol\u00e9ances ! Leilalalaie, LOL ! \u00bb<br>Didier le sanglier : \u00ab Merci ! Sinon, on fait comme d\u2019habitude ? On se retrouve au Grand Douze Bois ? \u00bb<br>Aim\u00e9 le sanglier : \u00ab Pas certain, je demande \u00e0 Norbert\u00bb<br>Didier le sanglier : \u00ab Norbert le cerf? \u00bb<br>Aim\u00e9 le sanglier : \u00ab Oui ! Je te contacte plus tard, il y a encore des malades qui tirent sur les gosses \u00bb.<br>Aim\u00e9 le sanglier : \u00ab Salut Norbert, \u00e7a roule au Grand Douze Bois ? \u00bb<br>Norbert le cerf : \u00ab Salut Aim\u00e9, heu, pas vraiment; ici, \u00e7a tire dans tous les sens, j\u2019ai envoy\u00e9 Benoit en \u00e9claireur, je te tiens au courant \u201c.<br>Aim\u00e9 le sanglier :\u201dBeno\u00eet, le putois? Tu rigoles, il est plus b\u00eate que Charlotte, la marmotte\u201d<br>Norbert le cerf : \u00abII n\u2019y a pas de marmotte dans Nalinnes, Aim\u00e9\u201d<br>Aim\u00e9 le sanglier :\u201dVieux souvenirs de mes vacances en Suisse, d\u00e9sol\u00e9 \u201c<br>Beno\u00eet, le putois :\u201cje vous em\u2026de, cependant, la voie est libre<br>Didier le sanglier : \u201cOkay, on fait comme l\u2019an pass\u00e9. On passe par le Louvroy, et on rentre \u00e0 la casa. Faites gaffe, la derni\u00e8re fois, Herv\u00e9 a niqu\u00e9 une Ferrari.\u201d<br>Aim\u00e9 le sanglier : \u201cOn se retrouve pr\u00e8s de \u2018Plut\u00f4t mourir que courir\u2019, ils sont d\u00e9fonc\u00e9s et les fluos n\u2019oseront pas venir tirer par-l\u00e0\u201d<br>Norbert le cerf : \u201cCroisez les pattes, les gars, je touche mes bois!\u201d<br>Herv\u00e9, le sanglier : \u201cPour la Ferrari, je suis d\u00e9sol\u00e9 ! \u00bb<br>Aim\u00e9 le sanglier : \u00ab LOL ! \u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2083","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2083"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2086,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2083\/revisions\/2086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}