{"id":2072,"date":"2022-09-09T10:05:14","date_gmt":"2022-09-09T10:05:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2072"},"modified":"2022-09-09T10:06:58","modified_gmt":"2022-09-09T10:06:58","slug":"soins-du-visage-suite-fin","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2072","title":{"rendered":"Soins du Visage Suite &#038; Fin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_4191-1-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2074\" width=\"465\" height=\"620\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_4191-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_4191-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_4191-1-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_4191-1.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 465px) 100vw, 465px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-uagb-container uagb-block-37aa101c alignfull uagb-is-root-container\"><div class=\"uagb-container-inner-blocks-wrap\">\n<p class=\"has-background\" style=\"background-color:#0792e3d6\"><strong><br>Comme on a pu le lire derni\u00e8rement, je souffrais d\u2019une angoisse r\u00e9elle \u00e0 l\u2019id\u00e9e de devoir me rendre sur la place de Nalinnes-Centre pour un soin du visage exig\u00e9 par la chair de ma chair, samedi dernier.<br>Pour tout dire, c\u2019\u00e9tait assez sympathique. Je fus accueilli par une jeune demoiselle qui se trouva fort aimable, rassurante et professionnelle.<br>Lumi\u00e8re tamis\u00e9e, musique d\u2019ambiance, bougies parfum\u00e9es, douceur des soins, bien que je comprisse mal la d\u00e9finition des produits qui passaient, tour \u00e0 tour, sur la peau de mon visage.<br>Cet instant de calme fut malheureusement interrompu au moment o\u00f9, m\u2019\u00e9tant enfin relax\u00e9, je ne pus r\u00e9primer un pet bien audible, bien plus que celui d\u2019une mouche dans cette salle \u00e0 la musique apaisante. Clairement, le mien, plus discernable, provoqua un malaise entre cette charmante employ\u00e9e et moi.<br>La honte m\u2019envahit, l\u2019envie soudaine de n&#8217;\u00eatre pas l\u00e0, de partir, de quitter mon corps, de ne jamais avoir connu cet endroit.<br>Le ressentiment envers ma tendre \u00e9pouse de m\u2019avoir envoy\u00e9 dans cette terrible \u00e9preuve.<br>Le d\u00e9sespoir de devoir encore affronter un jour le regard de cette jeune fille qui commen\u00e7ait \u00e0 peine sa carri\u00e8re et qui devait braver ce genre de situation ridicule avec un sto\u00efcisme, une sobri\u00e9t\u00e9 sans faille.<br>Je l\u2019imaginais d\u00e9j\u00e0, avec des amis, au hasard d\u2019une rencontre fortuite, se fouetter de rire tout en visant ma direction.<br>\u00ab D\u00e9sol\u00e9 \u00bb dis-je avec un ton g\u00ean\u00e9.<br>\u00ab Hmm, hmm, pas de probl\u00e8me \u00bb me r\u00e9pondit-elle avec timidit\u00e9.<br>Par la suite, je me demandai, dans les cours prodigu\u00e9s aux dentistes, aux kin\u00e9sith\u00e9rapeutes, aux esth\u00e9ticiennes, et autres professions en relation directe avec la personne, si ce sujet \u00e9tait abord\u00e9.<br>Question \u00e0 l\u2019examen oral : \u00ab Votre patient laisse \u00e9chapper une perlouze, comment r\u00e9agissez-vous ? \u00bb<br>R\u00e9ponse officielle : \u00ab Hmm, hmm, pas de probl\u00e8me !\u00bb.<br>Je suppose cependant que les proctologues sont exempt\u00e9s de cette partie du cursus.<br>!!!!!!La suite de cette bafouille pourrait choquer les \u00e2mes sensibles. Merci aux administrateurs de bien vouloir la censurer si bon leur semble !!!!!<br>Enfin, la s\u00e9ance touchait \u00e0 sa fin. Nous descend\u00eemes \u00e0 la r\u00e9ception.<br>\u00ab Alors, voici Monsieur, votre \u00e9pouse a d\u00e9j\u00e0 r\u00e9gl\u00e9 le compte \u00bb (merci ma ch\u00e9rie, pensais-je!).<br>\u00ab Mais, je dois savoir si vous emportez vos points noirs, ou bien si vous les laissez ici pour la destruction. \u00bb<br>\u00ab Dans ce cas, je dois vous demander une surtaxe, et il y a un bon kilo !\u00bb.<br>\u00ab Pardon \u00bb dis-je ? Une surtaxe sur mes boutons ? Et vous avez pr\u00e9lev\u00e9 un kilo ?\u00bb.<br>\u00ab Oui Monsieur, dans le cadre de la pr\u00e9servation de la plan\u00e8te, tel Recupel, nous sommes forc\u00e9s de vous demander une surtaxe si vous ne pouvez recycler vos \u2018r\u00e9sidus\u2019 \u00bb.<br>\u00ab Ah bon, c\u2019est nouveau ?\u00bb<br>\u00ab Oui, c\u2019est l\u2019Eco-m\u00e9dons ! \u00bb.<br>Avant de me f\u00e2cher, je pensai soudain que mon \u00e9pouse pensait remplacer bient\u00f4t la graisse de la friteuse.<br>\u00ab ah bien, ok \u00bb, dis-je. \u00ab Vous n\u2019auriez pas un autre kilo? \u00bb.<br>\u00ab Bien s\u00fbr Monsieur, je vous l\u2019emballe ?\u00bb.<br>Et c\u2019est ainsi que ce dimanche, nous e\u00fbmes \u00e0 table un poulet avec des frites au go\u00fbt fort surprenant.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2072","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2072"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2075,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2072\/revisions\/2075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}