{"id":2061,"date":"2022-09-09T09:07:33","date_gmt":"2022-09-09T09:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2061"},"modified":"2022-09-09T09:15:33","modified_gmt":"2022-09-09T09:15:33","slug":"nenesse-en-wallon-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=2061","title":{"rendered":"Nenesse en Wallon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/avatar_on_home.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-924\" width=\"371\" height=\"434\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-uagb-container uagb-block-792f7f0b alignfull uagb-is-root-container\"><div class=\"uagb-container-inner-blocks-wrap\">\n<p class=\"has-background\" style=\"background-color:#0792e3db\"><strong>V\u00ee Nenesse , le Retour !<br>(La traduction se trouve plus bas. D\u00e9sol\u00e9 pour les puristes, je suis loin d\u2019\u00eatre un expert en Wallon ! )<br>C\u2019est Simone, l\u2019feume au v\u00ee Nenesse, qui dit:<br>\u201cNenesse, \u00e7a n\u2019va pus, vos av\u00e8z t\u00e9lmint d\u2019pweilles dins vos or\u00e8yes qu\u2019\u00e8n fam\u00eeye de sprohons pou d&#8217; al\u00e9r s\u2019instal\u00e9r !<br>Dins vos b\u00e2be, on po\u00fbro\u00fbt much\u00ee l\u2019kiosque d\u00e8l place de Naul\u00e8ne! Vos sint\u00e9 pus qu\u2019l froumadje qu\u2019a rest\u00e9 dins l\u2019gurn\u00ee d\u00e8sp\u00fb n\u00f4vimbe, dju n&#8217;s\u00f4r\u00e8 pus jam\u00e9s rin\u00e8tiy\u00ee vo v\u00ee scan&#8217;\u00e7ons ! Dj\u00e8 m\u00f4 m\u2019n\u00e9z \u00e0 f\u00f4ce di m&#8217;rast\u00e8nir d\u2019riv\u00f4mi!<br>La co bin qu\u2019on n\u2019co\u00fbtche pus dins l\u2019mainm\u00e9 lite, dju s\u2019reut d\u2019dja mo\u00fbte !<br>Vos ongues sont t\u00e9lmint longs, qu\u00e8 si vos schafot\u00e8 vos coyons, vos dal\u00e8z pi\u00e8rd &#8216;ne ! I f\u00f4t f\u00e9 \u00e8ne saqu\u00e8 ! \u201d.<br>Nenesse : \u00ab c\u2019\u00e8st \u2018ne aff\u00e8re \u00e7a ! dj\u00e8 n\u2019 schafote pus m\u00e8s coyons d\u00e8sp\u00fb dj&#8217;\u00e9 l\u2019arthrose \u00e0 m\u00e8s dw\u00e8ts! L\u00e8s mouchons sont s-t\u2019\u00e8voye \u00f4djourdu \u00f4 matin! Dju dw\u00e8s djusse r&#8217;ssatch\u00ee l\u2019nid d\u2019m\u00e8s or\u00e8yes !\u00bb<br>Simone : \u00ab F\u00f4ra \u00e8n\u2019bo\u00fbne cisaille pou \u00e7oula ! dj\u00e8 voureus qu\u2019vos dalez v\u00eer l\u2019esth\u00e9ticienne d\u00e8l place ! \u00e8lle po\u00fbro\u00fbt sans doute v\u00f4s arindj\u00ee!\u00bb<br>Nenesse : \u00ab \u2018ne qu\u00e8 ? \u2018ne aist\u00e8tichienne ? C\u2019\u00e8st \u2018ne race de tch\u00e9ns ? \u00bb<br>Simone : \u00ab Mins nenni ! C\u2019e-st-\u00e8ne boutique ou s\u2019qu\u2019on vos ramonne d\u00e8l l\u2019tiesse \u00f4 p\u00eeds ! On vos m\u00eat des s\u00eent-bons, on coupe t\u00f4s l\u00e8s pweilles qui r\u2019passent nu et vos ongues !\u00bb<br>Nenesse : \u00ab dje n\u2019ir\u00e9 n\u00e9, qu\u00e9 n-aff\u00e8re, dju n\u2019 s\u00fb n\u00e8n si arrindj\u00ee tout d\u2019m\u00eame ! \u00bb<br>Simone : \u00ab Non put\u00e8te ! vos fi\u00e8z pe\u00fb au di\u00e2be!\u00bb<br>Nenesse : \u00ab Dju n\u2019irai n\u00e8n, c\u2019\u00e8st dit !\u00bb<br>Simone : \u00ab i-gn-a d\u00e8s massadjes tantriques, l\u00f4v\u00f4 ! \u00bb<br>Nenesse : \u00ab Qu\u00e8 ? i-gn-a \u2018ne tante Rique qui boute rola ? \u2018ne counichance ? \u00bb.<br>Simone : \u00ab Qu\u2019il \u00e8st biesse! C\u2019\u00e8st d\u00e8s massadje av\u00e8 d\u00e8s huiles sul corps. C\u2019e-st-\u00e8ne belle coum\u00e8re qui fait \u00e7a ! \u00bb<br>Nenesse : \u00ab hum hum ! C\u2019\u00e8st vrai que dju d\u2019vreut put\u00e8te dal\u00e8r \u00bb<br>Simone : \u00ab C\u2019\u00e8st d\u2019dja f\u00e8t ! c&#8217;\u00e8-st-a 14:00 ! Dal\u00e8z r\u00e2te!\u00bb<br>Voil\u00e0 donc le vieux Nenesse qui arrive sur la place et entre dans le magasin.<br>Nenesse : \u00ab Bondjo\u00fb t\u00e8rtout, m\u2019feume a d\u2019dja t\u00e8l\u00e9phon\u00e9 pou un rendez-vous\u00bb<br>Kimberley : \u00ab Bonjour Monsieur, c\u2019est \u00e0 quel nom \u00bb dit-elle en pin\u00e7ant les narines.<br>Nenesse : \u00ab Nenesse \u00bb<br>Kimberley \u00ab Oui, je vois, vous pouvez passer dans cette pi\u00e8ce \u00bb<br>La suite, une autre fois\u2026<br>Traduction :<br>C\u2019est Simone, la femme du v\u00ee Nenesse, qui lui dit:<br>\u201cNenesse, \u00e7a ne peut plus aller, vous avez tellement de poils dans vos oreilles qu\u2019une famille d\u2019\u00e9tourneaux pourrait s\u2019y installer!<br>Dans votre barbe, on pourrait cacher le kiosque de la place de Nalinnes! Vous sentez plus que le fromage qui reste dans le grenier depuis Novembre, je n\u2019oserais plus laver vos vieux cale\u00e7ons! J\u2019ai mal au nez \u00e0 force de me retenir de vomir! Heureusement qu\u2019on ne dort plus dans le m\u00eame lit, je serais d\u00e9j\u00e0 morte ! Vos ongles sont tellement longs que, si vous grattez vos testicules, vous allez en perdre une ! Il faut faire quelque chose ! \u201d.<br>Nenesse : \u00ab Elle est bonne celle-l\u00e0, je ne me gratte plus les testicules depuis que j\u2019ai de l\u2019arthrose aux doigts ! Les oiseaux sont partis aujourd\u2019hui matin! Je dois juste retirer le nid de mes oreilles !\u00bb<br>Simone : \u00ab Il vous faudra une d\u00e9broussailleuse pour cela ! Je voudrais que vous alliez chez l\u2019esth\u00e9ticienne de la place ! elle pourra sans doute arranger tout \u00e7a !\u00bb<br>Nenesse : \u00ab Une quoi ? C\u2019est quoi \u00e7a une aist\u00e8tichienne ? C\u2019est une race de cabot ? \u00bb<br>Simone : \u00ab Mais non, c\u2019est un magasin o\u00f9 l\u2019on s\u2019occupe de vous ! On vous met des parfums, on coupe tous les poils qui d\u00e9passent ainsi que vos ongles.. \u00bb<br>Nenesse : \u00ab Je n\u2019irai pas, quel affaire, je ne suis pas si arrang\u00e9 que \u00e7a quand m\u00eame ! \u00bb<br>Simone : \u00ab Non peut-\u00eatre ! Vous feriez peur au diable!\u00bb<br>Nenesse : \u00ab Je n\u2019irai pas, c\u2019est dit !\u00bb<br>Simone : \u00ab Il y a aussi des massages tantriques, l\u00e0-bas !\u00bb<br>Nenesse : \u00ab Quoi ? Il y a une tante Rique qui travaille l\u00e0-bas ? Une connaissance ? \u00bb.<br>Simone : \u00ab Qu\u2019il est b\u00eate ! Ce sont des massages avec des huiles sur tout le corps exerc\u00e9s par une jolie jeune fille! \u00bb<br>Nenesse : \u00ab hum hum ! C\u2019est vrai que je devrais peut-\u00eatre y aller !\u00bb<br>Simone : \u00ab C\u2019est d\u00e9j\u00e0 fait ! c\u2019est \u00e0 14:00 ! D\u00e9p\u00eache-toi !\u00bb<br>Voil\u00e0 donc le vieux Nenesse qui arrive sur la place et entre dans le magasin.<br>Nenesse : \u00ab Bonjour tout le monde, ma femme a pris rendez-vous pour moi \u00bb<br>Kimberley : \u00ab Bonjour Monsieur, c\u2019est \u00e0 quel nom \u00bb dit-elle en pin\u00e7ant les narines.<br>Nenesse : \u00abNenesse\u00bb<br>Kimberley : \u00ab Oui, je vois, vous pouvez passer dans cette pi\u00e8ce \u00bb<br>La suite, une autre fois\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"disabled","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2061","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2061"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2069,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2061\/revisions\/2069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}