{"id":1910,"date":"2022-09-05T06:00:35","date_gmt":"2022-09-05T06:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=1910"},"modified":"2022-09-05T07:07:40","modified_gmt":"2022-09-05T07:07:40","slug":"soins-du-visage","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/?page_id=1910","title":{"rendered":"Soins du Visage"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_4191-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1852\" width=\"240\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_4191-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_4191-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_4191-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/IMG_4191.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-uagb-container uagb-block-ba532771 alignfull uagb-is-root-container\"><div class=\"uagb-container-inner-blocks-wrap\">\n<p class=\"has-background\" style=\"background-color:#5ca7e0ed\">Or donc, l\u2019autre fois, mon \u00e9pouse avait d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de m\u2019envoyer sur la place de Nalinnes Centre pour des soins.<br>Quels soins direz-vous (et vous auriez raison!) ?<br>Soins de sant\u00e9 (une Pharmacie),<br>soins de la bouche (un restaurant),<br>soins de l\u2019esprit (la biblioth\u00e8que),<br>soins du foie (un cabaret ou une friterie),<br>soin de l\u2019\u00e2me (une \u00e9glise),<br>soin du portefeuille (une banque),<br>et j\u2019en passe\u2026<br>Veuillez me pardonner pour cette longue introduction et pour cette publicit\u00e9 aux nombreux commerces, publics ou pas de notre belle place du centre.<br>Et bien non ! Rien de tout cela, ma femme m\u2019avait pris rendez-vous pour les soins du visage.<br>Je franchis donc, un samedi, vers 9 heures la porte d\u2019une enseigne o\u00f9, hormis une succursale de tierc\u00e9, je n\u2019aurais jamais cru devoir franchir.<br>Au d\u00e9part, la femme de ma vie trouvait la peau de mon visage trop grasse.<br>Trouvant le b\u0153uf Charolais bien persill\u00e9 et de go\u00fbt subtil, je pensai que c\u2019\u00e9tait un compliment. Que nenni!<br>C\u2019est vrai, dit-elle, le Charolais est fort bon et gras, mais,<br>1\u00b0 il ne dort pas dans mon lit<br>2\u00b0 il est gras du bide, pas du visage<br>3\u00b0 Sa viande est tendre, mais,<br>\u00c9tant d\u2019une nature plut\u00f4t timide, je franchis donc le pas avec beaucoup d\u2019anxi\u00e9t\u00e9.<br>J\u2019avais raison !<br>La jeune dame \u00e0 la r\u00e9ception demanda mon nom.<br>Pour essayer d\u2019\u00eatre dr\u00f4le, je r\u00e9pondis : Laurent Com\u00e9don !<br>Elle regarda son cahier de rendez-vous et me dis :<br>\u00abVous \u00eates certain de vous appeler Laurent Com\u00e9don, je n\u2019ai personne de ce nom pour aujourd\u2019hui \u00bb.<br>Je plaisante, dis-je, je m\u2019appelle Martin Com\u00e9don, avec un sourire que je croyais salvateur.<br>Ah ben alors, je ne vois aucun rendez-vous \u00e0 ce nom, me r\u00e9torqua-t-elle.<br>J\u2019ai bien un \u00ab Laurent Brandelet \u00bb \u00e0 9:00 pour un soin du visage, mais pas vous.<br>C\u2019est moi, lui dis-je !<br>Vous ne vous appelez pas Com\u00e9don ? Dit-elle.<br>Non, lui dis-je, je voulais plaisanter. Je suis bien Laurent Brandelet.<br>Apr\u00e8s un long regard suspicieux, la dame regarda s\u00e9rieusement son cahier et dit :<br>\u00ab Ah oui, alors, je vois que vous avez un traitement du visage, avec \u00e9limination des boutons\u00bb.<br>Les com\u00e9dons, dis-je\u2026<br>Ah bon, vous \u00eatre plusieurs dans la famille Com\u00e9dons?<br>Mais, non, mademoiselle, je voulais juste plaisanter.<br>Regard incertain encore! Mais suspicieux !<br>C\u2019est ainsi que le m\u00eame jour, je rentrai \u00e0 la maison avec le menton rouge comme le cul d\u2019un babouin.<br>Je mens, mon rendez-vous est pour Samedi prochain. Mais la peur me ronge d\u00e9j\u00e0\u2026<br>Que faire lors de l\u2019attaque d\u2019une esth\u00e9ticienne f\u00e2ch\u00e9e ?<br>Aidez-moi !<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1910","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1910"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1918,"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1910\/revisions\/1918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalinnes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}